Chris Makarsky
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Chris
Makarsky

HEAD OF PRODUCT · GSD COMMANDER · CROSSWORD PUZZLE SOLVER EXTRAORDINAIRE

Long Beach, CA

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CHARACTER LORE

About Chris

Reluctant internet user. Crunchy taco devotee. Bike lane crusader. Smart home tinkerer. Opinionated product person. Occasional marathon runner. Young Link main. Freelance beer maven.

By day, Chris is the Head of Product at Wisdom Panel — a pet genomics company that helps pet parents understand what makes their animals so wonderfully, specifically weird. It's a job that combines two of his greatest passions: technology and dogs.

Currently stationed in Long Beach, CA, where the sun is reliably good, the tacos are crunchier than ever, and Phish is always a few months away from a tour.

Chris with a distinguished iguana

"cmak" on the internet since the dial-up era. Still reluctant about it.

ACTIVITY

Quest Log

◉ ACTIVE QUEST Nov 2021 – Present

Head of Product

Wisdom Panel · Kinship

Navigating the frontier of pet genomics. Building products that help pet parents understand their animals at a cellular level — because knowing your dog is 40% wolf is important information.

✓ COMPLETED Jun 2015 – Dec 2021 · 6+ yrs

VP Product → Sr. Advisor

Dealpath

Joined as an early team member. Owned roadmap, strategy, execution, and team. Part of the core exec team that built the leading deal management platform for commercial real estate from the ground up.

✓ COMPLETED Jan 2011 – Dec 2012 · 2 yrs

Head of Product

Klout

Led the product roadmap and execution that drove more than 10x user and revenue growth. Oversaw strategy and launch of mobile and business platforms back when social influence scores were a whole thing.

PARTY MEMBERS

The Pack

Two German Shepherds. One of them has her act together.

Lana
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Lana

Chief Oversight Officer

German Shepherd · First Dog · Founding Member

STR
82
WIS
91
CHR
97
ZZZ
68

Veteran of countless couch standoffs and unsolicited performance reviews. Maintains an impeccable deadpan. Known to borrow glasses and look more qualified than everyone in the room.

Potato
LV. 1

Potato

Junior Associate, Chaos

German Shepherd · Enthusiast · Youngest

STR
74
WIS
44
CHR
99
ZZZ
88

Boundless. Enthusiastic. Forgets she already ate breakfast. Has never once played it cool in her life and does not intend to start. Frequently confused by stairs, birds, and her own reflection.

POWERS & ABILITIES

What I'm Into

🐕 German Shepherds
98

The best breed. Not a debate. Loyal, ridiculous, 90 lbs of opinion. Lana and Potato are living proof that GSDs contain multitudes.

🌮 Crunchy Tacos
95

Critic. Enthusiast. Evangelist. The crunch matters. Softshell fans are welcome to be wrong quietly.

✏️ Crosswords
92

Daily. Non-negotiable. NYT Thursday is the sweet spot — hard enough to hurt, solvable enough to feel like a genius.

🌁 San Francisco
91

City of sea lions and foggy hills. Home for a long time, always in the heart. The sourdough alone earns lifetime loyalty.

🎮 Nintendo Shit
88

Young Link main. Ocarina of Time loyalist. The Switch barely leaves the dock because Lana is always on the couch.

🧱 LEGO
86

Building MOCs for over four decades. The bricks don't care how old you are, and neither does he.

🚴 Bike Lanes
83

Advocate. Infrastructure nerd. Believes more cities should have more of them, and is not shy about saying so.

🍺 Craft Beer
79

Freelance maven. Currently surveying the Long Beach scene after years of rigorous Bay Area fieldwork.

▶️ YouTube
77

The only streaming service that actually matters. The acceptable middle ground between 15-second brain rot and a 3-hour movie. Rabbit holes not optional.

🏠 Smart Home
74

Has opinions about lighting automation and voice assistant integrations. Strong, specific, unprompted opinions.

🏃 Running
61

Occasional marathoner. Emphasis on occasional. Still counts.

🤔 Usage of 🤔
99

Unceasing. Relentless. A way of life. Present in every group chat, every Slack thread, every moment of mild contemplation. 🤔

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